Saturday, February 1, 2014

2064



After Joe mentioned the Home Depot city, I knew that's the route I wanted to go.  I hope that 72 year old Erin won't give into commercialism by living in a Home Depot city, but I do think that there is a slight chance I would be in Federal Prison for illegally downloading movies.  In this future, Google now runs the Bureau of Prisons.  Prisoners do not get the luxury of hair because Google chooses to tattoo bar codes on all prisoners scalps.  The four Google colors indicate the security levels.  Red means the prison committed a violent crime, Blue means they committed a sexual crime, Green means they stole or laundered money, and Yellow means they committed internet fraud.

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